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The Euro Chain Snail Massacre

Torn from the News page of real life ... First the A 'Salt' now the Massacre ... when will it end !?. Sure to be made into a movie ... expect it to 'Slug' it out with the Big Summer releases next year Smile . bb

'Hundreds of migrating snails caused a six-car pile-up as they slithered across a busy dual carriageway in Germany.

Police closed the highway for several hours while crushed and surviving snails were scraped off the road near Stuttgart. The slime from the massacred molluscs had caused people to skid on the road surface'.


Who would direct ?
Who would star ?
Film Title ?


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06-05-2008 07:32 AM
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RE: The Euro Chain Snail Massare

News just in ... Coming in 2009 to a Theatre near you.

Jason Statham stars as Les Cargo in Death Snails Pace 3000 The Poster blurb reads This Is One Mean Slugfest !!! Directed by first time French film maker Luv D. Garlick.


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06-05-2008 07:45 AM
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RE: The Euro Chain Snail Massacre

Wait, didn't Juan Piquer Simon beat everyone to the punch?Smile

06-05-2008 09:35 AM
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