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I love Lenzi's gialli offerings, or at least the one's I have experiences! I still need to see KNIFE OF ICE and A QUIET PLACE TO KILL. SPASMO and EYEBALL are some of my more favorite gialli viewings. Two very stylish yet, odd in nature but still very effective in the payoff! It's been a long time since I first seen his SO SWEET... SO PERVERSE (1969), was that not just recently issued on DVD again??
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	GIALLO DVD 14 Replies
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The Euro Chain Snail Massacre

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buckaroobanzai
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The Euro Chain Snail Massacre

Torn from the News page of real life ... First the A 'Salt' now the Massacre ... when will it end !?. Sure to be made into a movie ... expect it to 'Slug' it out with the Big Summer releases next year Smile

. bb

'Hundreds of migrating snails caused a six-car pile-up as they slithered across a busy dual carriageway in Germany.

Police closed the highway for several hours while crushed and surviving snails were scraped off the road near Stuttgart. The slime from the massacred molluscs had caused people to skid on the road surface'.

Who would direct ?
Who would star ?
Film Title ?

No Matter Where You Go ... There You Are

06-05-2008 07:32 AM

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RE: The Euro Chain Snail Massare

News just in ... Coming in 2009 to a Theatre near you.

Jason Statham stars as Les Cargo in Death Snails Pace 3000 The Poster blurb reads This Is One Mean Slugfest !!! Directed by first time French film maker Luv D. Garlick.

No Matter Where You Go ... There You Are

06-05-2008 07:45 AM