(2004)
REVIEWED BY-STEVE GENIER DIRECTED BY-MIKE MURPHY CAST-RANDY COOK, MICHAEL JOHNSON, MICHAEL MULLEN, DANIEL QUESADA, DINO SCOPPETTONE and RIK STORM. SOURCE-ARC VILLE DVD 33 MINUTES
Welcome to a day in the life of JM, a less then enthusiastic and never too motivated employee of a local Sex novelty shop. He takes his days off seriously until he hears the word overtime. At the shop his duties include stocking the shelves with all the wonderful toys, straightening all the magazines and movies and his most prized task of all, going in for the kill, cleaning up after the customers in the movie arcade booths. Hey a man’s got to make an honest living at something!
Director Mike Murphy pulls out all the stops here, some sexual taboo’s, bathroom shenanigans and of course the jizz making innuendos. For only clocking in about a mere 33 minutes, THE JIZZ MOPPER feels more like a feature. There is never really a moment where you find your attention slipping from the screen, for when it even attempts too, there’s another comedic moment to draw it back in. Hey, when you include a scene where JM goes into one of the booths for a confession with a sinning Catholic priest, what more do you want!
The one thing that really makes THE JIZZ MOPPER unique is it’s realism, it’s incorporation of all these different personalities that visit this sex shop. Each with their own perversions inside their respective booths, but seemingly very normal on the outside. All interwoven seamless and completed with complete professionalism. Each of the actors are quite good, which also props up the ante as well. This is a sign of the sex shop in every neighborhood across America! Do you know who's mopping up your mess?
4 BITCH SLAPS
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