This is, however, no ordinary Krill female !. Raised by her mother with the knowledge of Krillian male tyranny and trained in the ways of combat by her Human father this is one female hybrid not to mess with. Her destiny is to one day return to the planet Krill and lead an uprising against the order of the male dominant society. This time though is her eighteenth birthday and with a universe littered with all manner of trouble upon neighbouring planets this is one teenager that wants to get out and kick Alien troublemaking ass !. Decked out in leather and sporting a waist dual holster for her laser hand cannons, and particle slicing bullwhip, she resembles a super sexy 21^st century Spaghetti Western Alien variation of Indiana Jones. Amongst her not so visually evident talents is the ability to make the male gender ejaculate their semen as life enhancing sustenance through the super stimulating structure of her tongue. A cacophony of corrugated vessels line her tongue and sublingually she ingests the seminal fluid, the benefits of which enhance her strength and continually revitalise her entire hybrid physiology. Her fix is the elixir of man milk, her goal is to bring justice to the Galaxy, and her destiny is to return home a Queen. This then is Milk Maid Miko !.

Interestingly, and most welcomingly, as this is a curious Japanese / French co-production, the lead actress is a French hottie. The mouth wateringly sexy Yvette Minet stars as the titular Miko, under the compatriot Direction of Monsieur Tour Drôle. Fans of the French Horror / Fantasy flick ‘Bloody Mallory’ are in for a treat here as all the colourful pizzazz and sexy costumes of that hit are amplified with ‘Milk Maid Miko’. Clearly there is a good budget provided by the dual backers and it shows, along with the waving of any concern over the quite explicit sex and violence, as the target audience is without question Adult !. Tour Drôle uses all his skill as a controversial music video director to great effect here, and Miss. Minet oozes her sexual chemistry into the movie mix, leaving her on screen partners and watching audience out of breath, yearning for more !. Her black leather outfit fits to perfection, just as if it were licked onto her amazingly luscious body !. With the futuristic and Alien backdrop sets showcasing the high production values early in the film, it is of course the called into Action set pieces displaying Yvette Minet as Miko, setting about purging the galaxy of scum, that makes the purchase of a ticket worth its weight in gold. With her own super charged, super swift , heavily armoured, and fitted with state of the art weaponry, space cruiser - named appropriately Libertine - Miko is equipped head to perfect toe to bump ugly and drain Alien dreg dry.

The sex and violence comes fast and furious as Miko has many an encounter where she takes great pleasure in bringing pain to those deserving. One particular stand out scene sees Miko up against a male Krillar, one of many sent by the Krill high command to seek her out and bring her back to the home world, who wants to sample her goods before shackling her back to Krill. What this over confident and would be self indulgent Krillian paid mercenary does not anticipate, much to his detriment, is the strength equality and enhanced ability of Miko. The resulting encounter is swift in delivery, but painfully slow in execution !. Miko brings the Krillar to his knees in a deft display of martial arts moves and paralyses him with a variation on the Vulcan nerve pinch. Whilst still very much conscious Miko sets about separating the Krillian from one set of his dual reproductive organs. In graphic detail Miko uses a blade to castrate the Alien aggressor to show him how it is to be a human male !. She then in fluid popping close up gouges out each of his three eyes, and then proceeds to impale the twitching creature upon a spike, which she inserts in up through his anus and out of his blood spurting mouth !. Finally she places the still incredibly living Krillian upon a spit mount above a fiercely burning fire, and then gives the handle to turn the creature upon the spit to a curious looking old woman. The ancient old hag is one of only a small handful of survivors from a race that has through generations been hunted and killed for sport by the Krillian’s. Justice delivered and vengeance served as a dish spit roast hot !.
Miko’s recreational way to unwind after a violent encounter is to hook up for a mutually pleasurable rendezvous with a gentle alien race, one that lives to give and receive orgasm !. Endowed with two vaginas herself who better to have as a sexual partner than a being that has two tongues !?. Yes indeed it can be done !. There is definitely something oddly satisfying, in a pleasurably guilty way, to witness a two tongued foray into the double delights of the female vestibules.

Miko is unsurprisingly a much yearned after space babe, and she has a dashing young potential beau that takes her fancy in the form of Captain Buck Buchanan, a Galactic Space Ranger from Planet Earth. Their paths occasionally cross and the interaction between them always involves helping each other out of a tight spot, and the delivery of some humorous dialogue. One scene has Captain Buck catching a quick glimpse of Miko stepping out of a sonic shower, and the reaction to seeing her uniquely stunning form is summed up perfectly as he mutters to himself ‘‘Babe you have more holes than Tiger Woods the thirds Pro-Am Invitational !’’. Classic future context analogy. Captain Buck Buchanan is naturally played by an American actor, most likely to cash in on a world wide general release at the multiplexes.
Alien mutilation multiplies as Miko makes her rounds, and when her tongue sees action, craving the life enhancing seminal milk she desires, you can sense an entire audience of males literally ‘growing’ ever fonder of the delectable Miss. Minet.

There is so much style about this production that the ultra violence and envelope pushing on screen sexual play definitely calls for an NC17 rating, but even if released in some venues in an ‘R’ trimmed cut ‘Milk Maid Miko’ Must be seen !. This is high value, near hardcore, violent, Fantastical cinema at its finest. It’ll only take a ‘Minet’ to fall for the adult Miko and around another eighty to quietly express that feeling as often as you may desire, just don’t do a Pee Wee Herman if watching this at your local cinema !.

5/5 Galactic Stars